This Summer, I Adopt a Unicorn

by Ashley on May 22, 2012

About this time every year, I write a post about how I am bad at Summer (2009, 2010, 2011).  I have this kind of silly notion that Summer should be special and different and magical.  I wrote a novel one Summer, so now I think I should do that every Summer.  Plus I should travel a lot.  And read everything. Maybe adopt a unicorn or something.

I have high expectations.  Then I get bogged down by that full time job I have, and I seem to waste my evenings, and I don’t read as much as expected, and I remember that the Summer I wrote that novel was the only time I have been unemployed in the last 11 years.

But but but, I don’t care.  I am going to hold onto my high expectations.  I’m going to keep believing that Summer should be special and different and magical.  I am going to try to create that for myself.  And if I fail again, then I do, but I think I’d rather be the person with high expectations who is disappointed than the person with no expectations who doesn’t care.

Now, who do I see about a unicorn?

{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

Grace May 22, 2012 at 9:17 pm

I’d love to search for the summer unicorn with you.

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paige May 23, 2012 at 7:23 am

I’d check with local rescue groups about the unicorn.

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Andrea May 23, 2012 at 11:09 am

I like how you capitalize Summer and I completely understand what you mean. I think for me it culminates around my birthday in early July with this escalating feeling of “MUST HAVE THE BEST SUMMER EVER.” It’s a lot of pressure!

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nicopolitan May 23, 2012 at 11:26 am

As a pony connoisseur, I highly recommend the unicorn Twilight Sparkle. She lives in a library, she is two shades of purple, has a dragon for an assistant, and she has “Sparkle” in her name. How could you not like her?

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Jeff May 24, 2012 at 7:07 am

Beste (dear) Ashley,
altstublieft (please) keep hold of your high expectations otherwise i think you’ll loose your identity.
I’m sure Theseus has a spare unicorn if you are (really) interested?

met vriendelijk groeten
Jeff

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suki May 31, 2012 at 11:00 am

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